We are who we are. I bet I would like you as much as I like Dale Jr. and CJ.

You know - I like the Stumpduck Ridge thought. Maybe Hillary Clinton could star at the Blythewood striker (we could stop her; I don't know about the Blythewood kid). We could film the recreation of the game in heaven because the facilities at Blythewood are very close to that. Arnold Swarzenegger could play Stumpduck Tony as they are both solid. The good thing is that we bought game pants this year that match the two sets of jerseys we had before this year. We will try to do good, but we will definitely look good doing it. Maybe Richard Harris (old, old wizard in Harry Potter) could play me because we are both very, very old - or is he dead?

I have seen Blythewood, and they have no weaknesses. I have seen Blue Ridge, and they have never been to a AAA playoff game. Advantage, Blythewood.

It will be an honor to play them if we get to. First class program, first class coach, from what I see first class kids that bust it. I love that stuff.

We will show up.


Retired, Old, Happy, and off into the sunset