HUGE NEWS! Demi has agreed to meet with Tony Stumpduck (after she heard he looked like Tom Cruise) from 4:30 - about 11:00 on Monday, May 5th anywhere but in the state of South Carolina. Tony, you lucky man.
Since you will be gone, I will handle game arrangements, your defense, etc.
Tell your wife you are on a scouting mission.
See you soon.
