Quote:

Power Rankings:

7. Allison Pantuosco, Clover





Ok either the crack/top notch/highly touted rating staff have found a third and lesser known Pantuosco who plays for Clover.

Past/Current Rosters have included:
Pantuosco, Alissa
Pantuosco, Samantha
but no Allison???
(Who know maybe this crack staff has found a new talent?)

or

One of "Allison"'s special powers is to have a secret identity which allows her keep rating committees confused as to who she really is, and Clemson is not getting who they thought

or

We have a JAFO who is just FUBAR and has once again proven SNAFU applies to these kinds of posts.