Backscreen17 The Fawgs of the Spring committee would like to offer you an unpaid internship as a name editor/limo driver. Your responsibilities will be as listed:
1. Pick up my dry cleaning and feed the small dog that accompanies any female companion I am with that day.
2. Act as a liaison with the Columbia Metropolitan Airport to pick up the various panel members as they arrive for their weekly meeting. You also need to make sure they have their favorite refreshments on hand in the Limo. Eric Cantona is especially picky and likes his water "slightly chilled".
3. Report any misspelling of the names to WakaFlockaMyers including current misspelling and the correct spelling.
4. Tutoring Diego Maradona in English
5. Personal practice dumby for Kimbo Slice.
Last edited by TugJobber; 04/04/11 06:45 PM.
