Other things that make you look foolish:

-A 1-8 record
-Making the name "Marion Coach" and letting everyone know you're the man responsible for your team being 1-8.
-Calling out other coaches on a message board for saying nothing that wasn't the truth.
-Telling everybody to watch out for the team that you coach b/c they were going to be good this year (1-8, nice prediction "coach").
-Telling a guy from a team that could easily beat his team by 10 goals to "hit the practice field".
-Having one of your own players calling you an idiot.