Soccerboy, your post seems a little out of place. But, for whatever it is worth, I will see if I can measure up.
I can't understand why you would be concerned with my sexuality and/or self-esteem of which neither is of any consequence to you. As an aspiring teacher, don't you think you would benefit more from learning which grammatical situations require commas?
Stop waisting my time and concern yourself with balls and strikes. I bet you are not even pursuing the coaching profession - umpire right? Yeah, that is your favorite spot! You were probably a catcher in your "playa" days - seems to be the proper progression.
When your name evolves to "soccerman" holla back at me.
