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CNN SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN
Remote Area-
Paintball shots were heard in the vicinity of the VOR walled compound in the Remote Area. Several shots hit some of the unarmed VOR team members. VOR, himself, took one for the team in the upper arm. The attack lasted only minutes, yet benplippen was observed to be the leader of the rag-tag, disorganized paintballers. He was identified by his green BL jacket.
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