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NEWS BULLETIN
Greenville, SC-
Additional tragedy struck the Chico-Chuck Alliance today during a CESA board meeting. After being declared ineligible for the PLC, Chico called a special board meeting to discuss further areas of the state for CESA to invade and conquer. Graphs and charts were prepared, and a plot devised to covertly enter the un-democratic corporate headquarters of the PLC. One disgruntled board member, who opposed further takeover missions and Chico's radical style, threw and hit Chico with one of his own pie charts. Chico is said to be slowly recovering at home.


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