What type of baby would this be? Would it be the "giant baby" recently produced? The unamed baby that was thrown from a moving car window after the two parents got in an argument? Either of these two resiliant babies would stand a chance against our injury plagued squad. If it was a regular baby then I would obviously show mercy and have my back up keeper play as opposed to a regular field player. What kind of jerk do you think I am.

Slightly testy at the barb against the coach's character. I think FoxFan picked up on it as well. Nobody questions 2-time state champion coaches so you just wouldn't understand.