Chico, your blindness is driving me crazy! Why do you refuse to read??? Have not all the clues been presented to you in this passage? I tell you, not even Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford) had it so well as to when his father (Sean Connery) assisted him on his last adventure!
I deleted the message! It was me and I'm proud of it! ME ME ME ME!!! I did have a copy of it, however I have just now swallowed the last scrap. If you want it, come and get it...(BURP!)