"Listen to 50 Cent or any rap song before any big game, beleive me, it will get you mentally ready"

"Bringing Dutch Fork in here would not be appropriate since my best years of soccer were at El Salvador at age of 14"

"I bet this is the first time you've ever met a Latino that you don't insult calling him "burrito", hahaha you'll have to do better than that."


" NO MY FRIEND, THAT'S NOT HOW IT GOES, YOU CALL MY FATHER AN IDIOT (HE IS A LAWYER) YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE A GOOD EXPLANATION IN COURT TO A JURY!"


"Lucy, I am bery bery mad!"

Thanks for the great laughs Fenomeno, keep 'em coming!