Just a small sample of the Brit wit during the commentary of the England/Paraguay game-
88 mins One of those "Oof" moments: Lampard has a go from just outside the area and forces a low save from Bobadilla. England's fifth corner follows, but Paraguay have 89 men back defending, so no joy.
90 mins I've just noticed how unbelievably long Peter Crouch's hands are. Two added minutes, by the way, and then we can all go and get thoroughly rat-arsed.