Great Thread !!! (I was hoping someone would ask that question)

I would like to nominate Stratford High School for this dubious honor.

I am not sure if their field actually has any grass, but there are hundreds of clumps of some sort of vegetation spread across the surface. The chance of a passed ball arriving at the intended player ON (or even near) the ground is virtually nil.

Stratford would probably do better if the field custodian set the mower height at zero, and just let teams play on dirt.