Are you sure it was pizza? I heard it was rare duck bacon, a surefire Italian Stallion delicatessen found on the golden hills of florence. I ate Schiano's Pizza the other day and oh boy oberto i thought i could fly, its like Papa Johns and Little Ceasers had a baby, initially named him mario, but realizing greatness was only attainable with the name Schiano. so after heavy court debates, Attorney Harrison Wayner obtained the name change, and the world of pizza would forever be changed.
On a less serious note, it has come to my attention that tighty Whities are now a mandatory dress code for scisa players due to Robert Beebe's slick coercion of Scisa officials threatening to save their son's PK shots in due time. I think this is outrageous especially for St Josephs who we have come to find have a tradition of wearing unwashed silk boxers with their names embroidered acoss the back. How will this effect team Chemistry?? Is this an advantage for Pinewood, a team notorious for Tighty Whities, I mean come on who are they fooling??? THEY ARE SPONSORED BY HANES UNDERPANTS!
Any thoughts?
