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Maybe you're on to something. We've been playing beach soccer tennis at Edisto for years. Shells are the biggest problem. Yoy have to police the field. Maybe a beach soccer stadium?

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I volunteer to do the research.


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Need a research assistant?


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Absoutely. Pay stinks, but everything else ought to be pretty first class.


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I teach and coach at a high school...think I'm put off by pay that stinks? Throw in some lemonade at halftime and you've got a deal!


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Done!


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I want to be the assistant to the assistant. What are the qualifications?

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I want to be the assistant to the assistant. What are the qualifications?



You have to provide the adult beverages.

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Qualifications are simple for an assistant to this assistant...

1. Have fun.
2. Be able to laugh at yourself.
3. Don't be afraid to laugh at ME. Believe me, I'll give you the chance.
4. Help me and ROH carry the portable goals and the cooler.
5. Take the "Whose Line Is It..." approach: The points don't matter.
6. Be adept at dealing with sand in multiple inconvenient locations.
7. Have flexible hours and work for snacks and drinks.
8. Be able to deal with a thousand questions from young players who think that learning to play soccer is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to practice.

Any questions?


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I want to be the assistant to the assistant. What are the qualifications?




1. You have to formally request to be the assistant to the assistant.

2. You have to be approved by the SCESSC.

[SCESSC - Sout Carolina Executive Sand Soccer Classic]

You are approved.


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