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Quote:

A little a tune comes to mind for Landon...

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight
I'm a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmatic
And I've never been to second base
But there's whole 創other me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace

'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6 foot 5 and I look [censored] good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time I致e ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I知 mysterious
I tell them I don't want nothing serious
'Cause even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I'm cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It痴 hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login

Online
I知 out in Hollywood
I知 6 foot 5 and I look [censored] good
Even on a slow day
I could have a three way
Chat with two women at one time
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online
I知 so much cooler online
Yeah, I知 cooler online

Yeah, I知 cooler online


Now if I were a songwriter my verse would go a little like this...

I pretend I am Phil Savitz
I wear capris like Dom Wren

But I never played high school soccer
Im just here to try to get the eagles a win

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ

ENJOY!!!




i have been to los angeles, malibu and hollywood and people out there would rather shoot themselve than listening to kenny chesney.

californianos are not that cool with cowboys.


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yeeaaahhh wakkka i heard that [censored]. it go hard.. landon be shhhwagggg smokin. aint got nothin for the trap. he a GOON!


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