Here are some images of the FAWGs OF SPRING panel of judges from last weeks rankings committee meetings...as you can see, their soccer knowledge is quite extensive.
Eric deliberating over whether Ricardo Garbanzo's injury will drop him from the list next week
Becks stops to sign some autographs before the deliberations begin. We fly him in weekly from LA. We let Posh in too. She knows more about HS soccer in SC than most of you. She also knows how to put on a hot "pouty face".
Diego Maradona gives his thumbs up approval to Emmett Lunceford being number 3 on the list. In closing, he was quoted as saying "the guy has to show up in big games. I know about showing up in big games!". It was later reported that Diego was seen flaunting his figure at Red Hots in 5 Points.
John Terry was flown in on my private jet piloted by a bevy of beauties who are on my payroll. We have John marked as head of "teammate relations". He specializes in recognizing those players who are not necessarily amazing players but great leaders and fantastic teammates. These players do the things off the field that every team needs to be a cohesive and successful squad...
Kimbo Slice acts as our personal security coordinator to ensure the validity and confidentiality of our proceedings. He also enforces the panel's right to post these rankings. He's very upset with a few of you right now. We have your addresses. We know who you are. Lock your doors tonight...although it won't matter.
When we originally had the idea for this focus group, we wondered "who would be the best candidate to represent us?" When it was all deliberated and done with, there was only one clear choice. Here is the CEO of FAWGs OF SPRING as he reads statements from Backscreen117 that criticize this list. As you can see, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, tsunamis, nuclear radiation, and the economy do not perplex him as much as this.
