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Week 4 Power Rankings:

1. Brandon Burkholder, Wando
2. Ryo Ogawa, Riverside
3. Emmett Lunceford, Irmo
4. Alex Burnikel, StJ
5. Matt Hilton, WA
6. Hart Zwing, MB
7. Matt Sevierding, Irmo
8. Ricky Garbanzo, NW
9. Nestor Jaramillo, CN
10T. Carlos Hernandez, BL
10T. Robert Bebee, PP



Players to watch: Ryan Freiburger (Lex), Travis Naylor (SA), Chris Essman (Dor) Erik Clark (Wando), Justin White (PP), Herbert Cojulun (BC), TJ Grimsley (Dil)

(These rankings are calculated based on votes from highly trained professionals who specialize in evaluating the quality and nature of High School Soccer)

FAWGS OF SPRING, NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH HAWGS OF SUMMER.


THATS MY LOOK WAKA!

Just trying to get information out there!

I HEAR YA B...

I'M GETTIN GOOD INFORMATION BY SOME GUY I DON'T EVEN KNOW!

Actually, you're getting information from a guy you don't know about kids he doesn't know.

WITTHEBACKSCREENOUT17 I know a lot of information

WITHTHEBACKSCREENOUT17 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD YOUR *** KICKED?

And that just about sums up the relevance of this thread. Mission accomplished.

SMH...Witthebackout17 is a hater but is the first one to comment on my threads! Must be relevant to you

OooooooK dennnnn. Say it two times. Gucci two time. Flaka makes a good point

Waka you know nothing about soccer or the players.

Waka may miss a few good players-but overall he is spot on.

The point, as always, is:

Rating kids on a weekly basis is irrelevant. As I've said before, there's a core of 25-30 kids across the state who'd start for any team. We all know who they are. It's impossible (and pointless) to differentiate.

And, since it's impossible for any single person (or group) to see them all in a given week, there is no valid basis to rank them, much less change ranking from week to week.

Not a "hay-tuh" ... just a realist who actually knows something more about athletic performance than who scored four goals in a 10-0 rout.

What a crock.

Here are some images of the FAWGs OF SPRING panel of judges from last weeks rankings committee meetings...as you can see, their soccer knowledge is quite extensive.

Eric deliberating over whether Ricardo Garbanzo's injury will drop him from the list next week


Becks stops to sign some autographs before the deliberations begin. We fly him in weekly from LA. We let Posh in too. She knows more about HS soccer in SC than most of you. She also knows how to put on a hot "pouty face".



Diego Maradona gives his thumbs up approval to Emmett Lunceford being number 3 on the list. In closing, he was quoted as saying "the guy has to show up in big games. I know about showing up in big games!". It was later reported that Diego was seen flaunting his figure at Red Hots in 5 Points.


John Terry was flown in on my private jet piloted by a bevy of beauties who are on my payroll. We have John marked as head of "teammate relations". He specializes in recognizing those players who are not necessarily amazing players but great leaders and fantastic teammates. These players do the things off the field that every team needs to be a cohesive and successful squad...


Kimbo Slice acts as our personal security coordinator to ensure the validity and confidentiality of our proceedings. He also enforces the panel's right to post these rankings. He's very upset with a few of you right now. We have your addresses. We know who you are. Lock your doors tonight...although it won't matter.


When we originally had the idea for this focus group, we wondered "who would be the best candidate to represent us?" When it was all deliberated and done with, there was only one clear choice. Here is the CEO of FAWGs OF SPRING as he reads statements from Backscreen117 that criticize this list. As you can see, Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, tsunamis, nuclear radiation, and the economy do not perplex him as much as this.

Waka: I graduated already and have a few rings, not a big deal.

Barcelona...Are you a photographer too? I think I have seen you around some of the big tournaments taking team pics.

Haha that's funny Question Master, but no buddy, I played all my four years as a varsity player and EARNED just a few rings. I am not that old yet to start taking pictures.

Waka - Solid work. Your rankings get better each week.

Gucci - Waka couldn't do it without you.

Barcelona - Buddy (can we call him that from now on?). Every time you bring up your "few rings" it just makes me, and I'm sure everyone else, think of how awesome you are and how much we want to be you, bro.

I found some more pics from the FAWGS of the Spring facebook page.

Here is another integral part to our team. He has had (and still has) an illustrious playing career with many clubs and has been selected as our "Respect Campaign" coordinator. The specifics of his analysis stem from his ability to calm and collective with officials and members of the other team. Joey Barton embodies the essence of fair play and sportsmanship that we at the FAWGS of Spring Corporation hold so dear to our hearts. In fact, he created our company motto and slogan "F*** YOU!".


Mario Balotelli is the newest addition to our team. As the coordinator of the FAWGS of the Spring's "Just Say No To Racism" campaign, Mario has spearheaded the movement to insist that we keep in mind the ever changing and diverse world we live in. Mario also helps out Mr. Barton with the endless task of being Executive Vice Respect Campaign Manager. Whether it be throwing darts at young children or practicing kung fu mid match, you can believe Mario has the desire and discipline to give it his all.


As you can see from this and my previous post. No small lineup here folks.

Put it this way. There are AT LEAST three players in your top 11 who aren't even the best players ON THEIR OWN TEAMS in ANY week.

Laughable.

WithTheBackOut17! Why are you so sensitive when it comes to these rankings released by the committee? If its laughable don't be 500 of the 1700 views of this thread. I'm just sayin

You really are upset you (or your child/boyfriend/BFF) didn't make the list, aren't you pumpkin?

Leave us the names and teams affiliated with who we should be looking at and we'll take them into consideration. Now, I'm not saying that they'll automatically make the list. There's no such thing as complaining to get your way or free handouts (this isn't the US Government after all) but, we'd be happy to look at all potentials to further certify our list. People slip through the net all the time. Even we are not different in that regards.

I forgot to mention, the top vote-getter for the the year will receive 1 of each of these in this package you see here:










And the Grand Prize...

OK, Waka-job ...
How many of them have YOU seen this year? Which games?

You don't ask the questions here. I ask the questions and, you have answered NONE. If you think you have a good list, let's hear it. We'll check them out. I understand you're upset because you want to be us but, you can't be us. These are our rankings. I do need someone to pick up my groceries though...

Who asks the questions?

MacheteSquad: I was just backing myself up and saying that I didn't take pictures I earned them so stop being a hater, you got any? Don't think so. BRO, HA!! waka and tug you guys know nothing about soccer, probably never played it and if you did, for no one good!


BUDDY

You both need to get on my level. All kidding aside, you're just embarrassing yourself now.