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Looks like these Catholic boys will pay the big man for playing on this of holy days!

33rd Minute and the score is 3-0 in favor of Lexington. Rustin McCallister also earns a caution as here lets the referee hear it! Rustin has been on fire this tournament with 8 goals to his name (should be 9) and he'll be looking for more as CN is being embarrassed right now.

Oh goodness! Time for some confessions, as the Cardinlas get struck by lightning again!

37th minute here and Lex have a free kick from 40 out. HOLY LORD FRIEBURGER WITH A LEFT FOOTED BOMB!!!!! GOAL!

36th minute

Lexington 4
CN 0

OH MY! What a hammer! Keep the clock running because this dinner is served.

They'll be about 23435 hail Mary's this evening as even a good altar-boy ticklefest couldn't bring relief to this. 39th minute

Lex 4
CN 0

The official cant blow the whistle fast enough for Cardinla Newman! They need a break from the lashing they are getting!

CN lines up a free kick but the Lex keeper collects. The half will almost come to an end here as this should be an interesting spiel at halftime from the CN staff. Maybe I can get a Fergie earpiece to listen in?

BUT OH MY OSASU AGHEWEI MAKES THE SCORE 5-0 BEFORE THE HALF!

OH LORD! Somebody call the Pope! Another goal at the 40th minute! There is no prayer will stop this pain!

Wow, unbelievable half for both teams! Who would have thought that this would be the way this game is going down! Unbelievable, shocking, blasthemy!

God is truly merciful on this Holiest of Weeks. The halftime whistle blows for CN with the score 5-0 for Lexington.

Satire and commentary aside, you can't fault CN's fatigue. They literally played a really tough 4th match in 4 days a few hours ago. It's tough on any team, even one as skilled as CN