Somebody call the airport and get my G6 ready. This may truly get more lopsided here. Where there's a Will, there's a way though and I hear this loud chap for CN's name is Will. He'll need to dust his hat off and press on because his team are LUCKY to only be down 5-0 at half.
As for more halftime musings - Did anybody see that underachieving very average squad from Arsenal give a half hearted effort yesterday? Miserable. Arsene Wenger may want to invest in a Maginot Line strategy in the recent future because his defensive strategy is worse than that bum who thought Belgium could stand alone.
2nd half action and I can't even type as fast as Lexington can score. Cunningham has to brace himself and make a reflex and the rebound is over the bar. Lex wants to demoralize this CN side it seems. They have the gas peddle on the floor here.
Ok here we go! CN gets one back as Kyle Maitland puts one in! This may give them some spirit. Maybe CN's coach sprinkled some Holy Water on them at half time. On this Easter week they may be resurrected for the next 40 minutes!!!
Playing for pride at the moment. Koty Millard, though, has not stopped running. HOW?!!! If you yanks have more like him in your lineup, you might be able to be ahead of countries that can't even afford things like running water or civil rights.
Lex almost bangs in a 6th and it clangs the top of the bar!
52nd minute and the score is still 5 - 1 favor of Lexington.
Millard at the other end, who will sleep probably better than anyone else tonight even without the aid of liquid sedatives, he is gassed but you wouldn't know it. He charges ahead at the back line of Lexington but the attack is snuffed out and he puts his hands to his knees in exasperation.
Finally seeing signs of vulneralbility in Koty as he makes another incredible run down the field with the ball, turns it around, plays it away, then puts his hands on knees! This kid is human, not a machine!
Ok...this is amusing to me. An offsides restart from CN sees them hit their target, one of their defenders, in the back of the head! He falls to the ground in an umpf that sparked an outburst of laughter from Sammy Andrews. Corner to Lexington but nothing comes of it.