from anonymous:
"I heard today the reason gas prices are so high in SC is because the fastest growing sport (LAX) in SC has put more parents on the road, driving that 12 miles a gallon SUV to all the LAX games of their son and daughter.
On more important news, SC obesity among children ranks top 3 in the country. Lawmakers have declared LAX the new solution for kids that may be on the borderline of being obese.
Some scientist in South Yemen has found a cure for Alzheimers. One hour of LAX play with your friends will cure Alzheimers and may turn back the clock up to 6 month on your aging."
