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Is this forum being taken over by soccer moms? It can't happen! Next, we may see the forum decor and background changed to flowers or bright colors. Yuck! Can't they be assigned to their own pastel post area with lpaf as their monitor?

Striker, don't make me have to come over there...Don't worry guys..we moms, who drove you from the time you were little, who kissed every scrape and bump, who cheered no matter what happened during the game, have no intention of taking over your little "man" thing here. However, you do need to post a sign "He-man woman haters Club" or something, so that one of our sisters doesn't wander in here unprepared again and get herself into trouble. I shudder to think what could've happened if I didn't get out of here when I did. Just remember guys..YOU put the soccer in SOCCERMOM...you AIN't getting it back!

Just don't forget the orange slices like my wife did years ago. You'll have a mess on your hands at halftime!

But soccermom, all the while that you were patching up the wounds, hauling the guys to practices and games, (while dads played golf or watched WWF on TV), ya'll were complaining to each other about ALL you do.....
and on top of that you developed little, neat social female cliques, so you could gossip about the other moms and what they were wearing and why you didn't like this or that other mom.And just one question; when your soccer days are done, is that when you become desparate housewives?

Geez guys, you leave soccer moms out of this and I'll leave......

striker, now I understand. Sorry, I didn't realize how rough you had it with your mom..I really feel sorry for you now. And no, that is when we become MILFs. Thank you very much.

Remember guys, without soccer moms there would be no soccer players.

Otay 'panky, wasn't it "he-man wimn haters club"??? You're funny SM4eva! Hey momofcn#18! What was the diagnosis on the keeper, muscle tear or broken bone.

Don't you know that if you've an intelligent, productive, taxpaying member of society you're just stupid. You have to be a immature, homophobic, super genius to post here. Oops, I'm in the wrong place.

Seriously, it reminds me of being at a college game one fall evening, and hearing some local HS boy players criticizing the girls team from his school who had won the state title. They were talking about how the girls couldn't compete against them, and how so and so on his team was gay, and how everybody else sucked. It was so cute. What's curious is rumor has it his mom's a stripper. Can't figure out why he had such low opinions of strong, competitive women. Funny though, the boys team hasn't made it to the state finals yet. Go figure. Just can't match wits when my opponent has none. A good day to all you ladies, you too girls, you know who I mean!!!