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AHH,
A match-up for the ages. The VOR team is now focusing on specific deatils of their game as their overall strategy was determined weeks ago.

This has lead to a level of confidence never before seen in the PLC Tournament. The VOR team is peaking at the right time-- playoff time!

Look for this match-up to be an ESPN Instant Classic!!

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VOR,
Yes, it will truly be a match worthy of an Irmo State Final match. But I promise if I lose, I will actually attend the 2nd place ceremony and not throw the second place alluminum medal in the nearest trash can. I will assure you that I and my entourage will not invade your Remote Area, as did the skinny kid from BL with his dastardly paintball attack. Do you think that LEdudeman will accomodate us with live streamin video of the final? Or at the very least, a taped interview and pictures for the local papers?

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VOR, I must warn you that I have been at Golds Gym for 67 hours straight, listening to Bad Company on my cheap mp3 player. Even my mustache is in fine shape for the contest:
I've been quite disconsolate the past few days since I was eliminated in the PLC, but this comment from Stroke does not shock me. Way to go Blue Devils, more to come from me after you take care of Riverside.

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The paintball attack did disrupt things for a bit. In response, we launched a relentless water balloon and paper wasp (or hornet) bombardment and eventually converted Sections 5-9 to VOR Team members.

We have since switched fortifications to a more beach front area on Folly Beach. If all else fails, we can enter the PCL Futsal Championships.

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Beach front? And I am training in the sweaty, smelly Golds Gym? You must have some big money backing you. Possibly CESA? You will probably show up at the final all tanned and well rested. Drats!!
This is not gonna be as easy a final as I figured.
I will have to change my tactics a bit. Maybe its my training music - Bad Company. Maybe I need to go more upbeat, like Foghat or Lynrd Skynrd, or pull out all the stops and go with Oak Ridge Boys.
Fortunately, I have a hot instructor:
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Wouldn't the Ruby Ridge Boys be more fitting?

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The "Soggy Bottom Boys" would be my guess.

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maybe some O.A.R.?

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On my warm-up tape, i have three Riverside warm-up tape staples....

1. Steppenwolf- Magic Carpet Ride
2. Beastie Boys- Brass Monkey
3. Quenn- Under Pressure

I recommend you stick with Kenny G and Michael Bolton and perhaps work in some Yani.

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oops.... that would be Queen

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