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I've got to be honest with all of you. I can't tell you how many times I've "pushed" the rules over the last six years. The most recent had to be when I went over to Granny Perkins house on my dad's side. Me and my cousin Dennis were walk'n barefoot down Shuffle Lane on the way to Old Man Taylor's catfish pond. Wouldn't you know it that no sooner had we finished the second country mile did mean little Rule came out. Mama said he wasn't no good since his daddy got put in prison for beat'n his mama. Dennis ain't but knee high to a grasshopper and said to me

"Let's go Will. He looks like he up to no good!"

"No, Dennis. We got as much right as him to be walk'n down here. You run if ya want, but I's is staying put."

So Rule walked up and said

"Ain't you two boys supposed to be folding clothes with ya old dirty mama!?"

Now they say Rule had failed the 6th grade three times and that even the teachers were afraid of him. That weren't no excuse for me. Even though I had climb a magnolia tree just to hit him in the chin, weren't nobody gonna talk about my mama. He could tell I was get'n real steamed so he kept at it.

"I heard Farmer Johnson fired ya mama from feeding the pigs cuz her smell was so bad they wouldn't...OWWWWWWWW!!!!"

Well there weren't no magnolia around but I managed to pop old Rule right in the front tooth. He bent over and howled in pain and that's when, you guessed it, I pushed him. Ever since then he's been real scared of me cuz when he gets out of line, I push him. If he dares to bring his brother out or his cousin Louis Rule out, I push him, too. Yeah, I said it. I push the rules.

You..are awesome.

Oh, he deleted the post! I spend all that time and Keyser tucks tail and runs! So upset...

Oooooooooooooo, Chuck got edited a couple of post up. One foot out the door.

You are one sick puppy, but a breath of fresh air compared to some of the "stuff" that gets written on this board. Good luck in your upcoming tourney, but watch out for White Knoll, I hear that coach has been sandbaggin'

He has and he know's it, whatever his name is! I got an email that said he had seven kids off on mission trips, 3 for cheerleading tryouts, 1 had to rest for a jewish holiday, and another 12 that had ingrown toenails. I started doing the math and decided to delete his email without further thought. They've beat two ranked teams and tied another AAAA big dog. They are, by far, the favorites.

WA --

I'm clearly not keeping up with my reading. Your pushing the Rules post was a masterpiece.

lpaf

Keyser Soze got on and began to desecrate the remains of Coach "Bo/Sylvia". I believe his line was:

"Something, something, you suck. Yo, you gots to knows that you cant b cheat'n or push'n da rules.

I said nothing of the sort. I simply stated my opinion that players in HS shouldn't call him Coach Bo.

So go back to the "bubba" story and get your facts straight.

Oh, they're straight alright.

I'm just curious as to why you're not man enough to leave your post on the board. Oh, yeah, that's right. I just called you out!

(Lapf, it's been so long since I've gotten into one of these. How does this dance go?)