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Yes, it's that time again. Back by popular demand is the Poster's League Championship..affectionately known as the PLC.

2005 Poster's League Championship

Last year's PLC, the 1st Annual Poster's League Championship, featured a select group of www.scsoccer.com posters. Those posters were chosen based on a number of factors and posting attributes. This year's PLC will be a little different. To avoid bickering and random nominations this year's field is simply the top 40 posters as of April 24, 2006 (the end of the PLC regular season). All statistics and information used to select the field is from the date of registration to 4/24/06.

Some may say that this method is not representative of the www.scsoccer.com posting community. However, the 40 posters selected for this year's PLC combine for a total 25,054 posts of the 62,921. Essentially the field selected represent 40% of all posting since the current edition of this site was formed around Christmas 2001.

..having said all that crap.

The selections for the 2006 Poster's League Championship are as follows:

Kyle Heise
Whiskey & Easy (username as of 4/24/06)
L-E Dude
2004Striker
Kevin Heise
Hurst66
laplageauxfolles
benp
Chico
Shearer
CornerFlag
scskeeper
Chapindad
swimmer1
The One and Only
Cola Fan
the voice of reason
futbol(soccer)
Chuck Norris
Andrew Foley
Lowerstate4A
BDad11
irmo4now
The Hammer
Soccer Watcher
Paruthed
DCA6767
Sexual Grapefruit
aleksandrus11
WhatDoesItMatter
cap'n walt
kickman
Wayne
mbsocfan
Striker33
LF
Anthony Pelton
GOOB
Talon
shut^&play

..congratulations to those selected. And also a congratulations to last year's PLC co-champions Steak $11.95 and Soccerboy(The One and Only)..best of luck in the defense of your co-title.

Edit: This just in..there may be some possible complications with a number of the participants..PLC representatives are investigating allegations against several of this year's elite posters. More later as the news becomes available.

Side note: This year's PLC WILL feature color pie charts and Excel tables.. a virtually infallible combination.

-I'm going to link to the thread on the Boy's forum so I don't have to double post every time-

UPDATES

LED --

Other posters beware. LPAF is here and is focused on winning this prize, despite its dubious distinction. Let the frail of heart step back into the shadows...

OH NO! Its the dreaded cross-dresser from 2005!!
My heart is failing..........stroke.....temporary blindness..........drooling........paralysis.....temporary loss of speech...oxygen........need nitro pill...........
OK. Fine now.
I am not afraid of a man in a yellow spring dress with daisies.

LED, will post made in poor taste get you disqualified? What about over usage of "period of elipses"?

2004s --

It's not because my name has a certain "je ne sais quoi" to it that you can label me as a spring dress wearing daisy culotted cross dresser. I put my pants on one leg at a time, good buddy, and they are cut full in the front. And what about your moniker. No strikes since 2004, I take it. Just gave up on 2005 and 2006? Sitting on the sidelines waiting for your natural proclivities to proclaim themselves? Give it up, striker, your time is in the past.

Ms. lpaf,
Don't be knocking my natural proclivities! At least they are not secret. I did not want to do this but I feel the rest of the PLC 2006 competitors needed to be aware of your own 'hidden' proclivities. Here is a pic of lpaf at the State Cup in December.
My time has past? What about that hairdo?

Mom?

2004s --

I have sworn testimony from a taxi driver and ATM records that will prove I was nowhere near State Cup that fateful December day. As for the photo, that's got to be a family member of yours. Yo mamma, maybe?

Is he an instigator with a good heart or a forum leech that can occasionally be used for positive soccer purposes? 2004s

One this is for sure, he is a concerned club parent.

Good Whiskey,
I prefer the leech label actually. Thanks for taking notice.

Now, now...he's not the only concerned club person out there.

[Note: I realize that I'm a completely obsessed club watcher; I'm just saying that the pot's friend can't call the kettle black!]

Oh, you're just upset you were kicked off the list for teaming up with (of all people, MC) Chuck Norris. I'm still not over that. I...just don't know what to think.

It should be noted that I didn't team up with Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris was thrust upon me by LE-Dude.

Like Marion Barry, I am innocent of all crimes of which I am accused.

"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC

For the record:

If I'm paired up with Lapf again, go ahead and write the report about us spitting tobacoo together on the back of 4x4 in an Anderson Wal-Mart parking lot. Like 2005, I'm bowing out of that one.

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W&E --

Leech or letch?

He really is a jack of all trades. Let us say both for now.

lpaf,
I regret to do this to you, but since this is a game and there can only be one winner, I must turn in this photo to the PLC Special Commission of 8.

It clearly shows that you(in the middle) and some other unidentified posters began your PLC training before the actual start date for the PLC playoffs. This is somewhat similar, I believe, to a local girls soccer team that began their preseason training too early, and were disqualified for post season play. Normally, I would not want to be responsible for the disqualification of a fellow poster, but its a game and I gotta feed my family. My sincerest regrets.

Say it's not so!

PLC Chairman Dude,
I was only trying to avoid another Dutch Fork-girls soccer type of situation when I revealed the pic of lpaf. Nothing meant to discredit anyone, or to be interpreted as self-serving. I just thought it should come out now before the start of competition tomorrow.

ledud, Marion Barry was a HE not a SHE! We will chalk that one up to youthfull stupidity, or being a CU student! Two bad stupidity is not a disqualifier!

Uhhhh, Chuck, that would be "Too bad stupidity is not a disqualifier!"

Chico that bad boy before L-E sees it and pulls the hypocrite card.

There, thanks, I just wanted to make it all inclusive so people like cofc and begs would understand it!

With thought like that, you have my vote for the PLC.

Also, Chuckie, you have been misspelling your name at the bottom of your credits (Chuck Noris).
We are all here to help you thru this difficult time in your life. Hang in there.

You people aren't worth my extra r!
But, speaking of extra r's, I found this great picture of ledude getting beat by a girl in intramural's.

LED --

It's all lies and damned lies. I was not wearing pink at the I Dream of Jeannie convention, no matter what 2004s says.

lpaf,
That was not the I Dream of Jeannie Convention. (Although I will try to get pics from that as well). That pic was from the Bay to Breakers road race in San Francisco you entered to train for PLC.
Remember it now, huh?

Gore would be proud of your slander tactics. He might even learn a thing or two.

I will not dignify this scurrilous attack by responding further. Go get a new number, you're two years in the past.

lpaf,
I am so sorry about the pics, but with all due respect I could not keep them private any longer.I think society and you as well, will be better off by their revelation. Maybe you and Chuckie can together get a group rate discount from a good shrink. You can be the man you always wanted to be.

I have already seen a shrink. I was to much for him to handle, he went crazy and I had to smash his head in a notbook. This was when I came up with The Rorschach inkblot test. The doctors name was Rorschach, so I decided to honor him and named the inkblot in his name.

Lapf, the competition just got a little thinner. We all know facist intolerants and well-known slander artist are the bane of L-E's existance.

W&E --

I just wonder why 2004s keeps so many photos of cross dressers on his computer. It's probably only the tip of the iceberg. I shudder to think what else...

2004s --

Delivered?

..yo Stroke.. FYI.. you don't have to post a picture every time you post.

Chuckie..lighten up dude. Is this ****yness a side effect of the roids?

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I just wonder why 2004s keeps so many photos of cross dressers on his computer. It's probably only the tip of the iceberg. I shudder to think what else...

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..indeed.

Dudeman,
I had to show actual evidence of lpaf's wayward conduct.

I think he's just now starting to peek out of that walk-in closet.

So here I am, trying to see what the girls are up to and all you bunch of yahoos are here contaminating the girls forum. What's next the JV forum?

You're just jealous you're not in the PLC runnings!

Cornerflag, you are there to be seen not heard!

Ahhhh, my understudy arrives...

CF, I was speaking in terms of actual competition oh insignificant one.

You have a bye until later on. You'll be rusty and then get smoked by 2004Stroke.


I'll be thinking about you when you're gone though...

You would...

Lapf, bad news. I'll be next to keep you company.

L-E you sure do talk about "roids" alot. Is there anything you would like to confess?

Still not respondin eh? I'll take that as a yes.