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Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?


Bullet Tooth Tony: You can call me Susan if it makes you happy

Snatch.

that was too easy man

Ok Ok here ya go:

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Eli: I wish you'd've done this for me when I was a kid.
Richie: But you didn't have a drug problem then.
Eli: Yeah, but it still would've meant a lot to me.

"a bored twenty something who lives for the weekend, casual sex, watered down lager, heavily cut drugs…. And occasionally kicking the f**k out of someone"

"Shadwell Army!"

"And in goal, the monk"

"Theres only two people not welcome around here. Coppers and Journos"

"I F**king hate Pikeys"

"Ok Dragon, why dont you pop round for some orange juice? Do you know where i live? No, well F**k off then!"

Royal Tenenbuams

pretty good here you go:


Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

What was that? I'm sorry, I didn't catch it. Would you repeat it?

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

Reservoir Dogs

::yawn::

ok tough guy here you go if you get this you have good taste:

I'm Casper, the friendly ghost / The DOPEST ghost in town / All the *****es love me 'cause I'm f'n CASPER / The DOPEST ghost around.

Kids

*I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now.
*There goes your sex life.

The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys

My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".


She said that?


All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point.


What are you doing? You promised me breakfast.

Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.

mallrats

Nice Topic!!! Good questions T!!!!!

Try this one.....

"I'm German/Irsh"

Godfather

"you killed Bob"
"you gotta break some eggs if you wanna make an omlet."

Jose Mourinho,

Yours, if I am not mistaken are....

1) Football Factory
2) I.D.
3) Mean Machine (UK remake, 2001)
4) Green Street Elite - or whatever its called, the one with that hobbit guy in it.
5) Snatch
6) L4yer Cake


For the record - I.D. is by far the best football flick of the lot of the above - BY A MILE. The new ones - GSE and Football Factory are just watered down versions.

Foley,

Big respec, innit.

Loved ID, classic. Although got to say FF had some hilarious quotes and funny scenes in it (JOG ON!).

Mean machine was a bit pants. Layer Cake, was spot on. GSE? Well its a football holligan film with Frodo in it. Take him out and it would have been ok.

Snatch=Legendary

Good work Irish fella.

"innit" ..heh.. haven't seen that in a while.

One of my personal favorites:

*My guts are out Coop!
*We'll just put 'em back in then!
*They're not gonna f***ing fit!
*Of course they'll fit, man!


..innit to win it.

I'll go with BASEketball!

incorrect..think closer to home.

I always loved this one:

*Alright, now see this? This is a four-way road, OK? And dead in the center is a crisp, new, hundred dollar bill. Now, at the end of each of these streets are four people, OK? Are you following?

* Yeah.

* Good. Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as ****, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

*What is this supposed to prove?

* No, I'm serious. This is a serious exercise. It's like an SAT question. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first? The male-friendly lesbian, the man-hating dyke, Santa Claus, or the Easter bunny?

* The man-hating dyke.

* Good. Why?

* I don't know.

* Because the other three are figments of your f***ing imagination!

Cheers!

Closer to home?

Dude-

dog soldiers. nice pick. here you go.


[picking out weapons and gear] Do ya know what we need, man? Some rope.
Murphy: Absolutely. What are you, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Murphy: What?
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: That's stupid. Name one thing you'd need a rope for.
Connor: You don't ****in' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' ****? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right.
[picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag]
Connor: Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid ****in' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. There's a rope right there.

Tyler Durden-Boondock Saints, one of the greatest movies of all time

cap'n-

impressive. Love Willem DaFoe's part. Gay FBI classic.

try this:

Haven't you seen Boyz N The Hood? Now one of us is going to get shot

pretty ricky I've got one for ya a little thug.....

After stomping on Ilena's cousin like that, I knew I was gonna have to deal with that fool someday. Damn! I never thought he'd come back like this, blasting. Like I said, it was funny like that in the hood sometimes. I mean you never knew what was gonna happen or when. I've done too much to turn back, and I've done too much to go on. I guess in the end it all catches up with you. My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah, I do. Now it's too late.

Wayne Newton in Godfather II?

uh NO!this might be more your speed....


Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on Mom!
Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.

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Wayne Newton: You got a lovely wife, Clark.
Clark Griswold: Yes, that's why I entered into the sacred bonds of marriage with her.

Yes...Vegas Vacation.........more my speed.

Miller: You ain't never gonna get me back to town alive, boy.
Jed Cooper: Then I'll get you there dead... boy.

Hang em High. My dad used to make me watch that with my "pop". Hope you can get up to speed time wise Sucker

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Carl Denham: Don't be alarmed, ladies and gentlemen. Those chains are made of chrome steel.
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Come on I said get up not go back.....


KING KONG

I haven't lived a good life. I've been bad, worse than you could know.
Sam Spade: You know, that's good, because if you actually were as innocent as you pretend to be, we'd never get anywhere.

Maltese Falcon

Whoa.. I'm kind of scared that I knew the Maltese Falcon one..

any time you think like sucker or have the same taste.......act like ace ventura after he found out the cop was a guy!!!!

OK, LE Dudeman this is in your century -

'Old Man: I just can't take no pleasure in killing. There's just some things you gotta do. Don't mean you have to like it.'

Before I was born......Texas Chainsaw Masacare(sp)

Good news for u and LE Dudeman!!!
I only have 81 more posts til I can retire at 1000 posts. Then you will have to take your spats up with el nino or chico.

..how dare you tease us like that!