I saw this "Letter to the Editor" in
The State (Columbia) paper earlier this week.
6/14/06
Watching paint dry preferable to soccer We as a nation keep being told that we have our collective heads in the ground concerning the World Cup and soccer in general. It is without a doubt the most popular sport in the rest of the world, so we should shape up and embrace it, shouldn’t we?
Well, no. There is one word to describe soccer as viewed by the vast majority of American sports fans — boooooring! It is the only athletic event that I have ever attended and fallen asleep at.
Soccer is a great school-yard sport and a wonderful first organized sport for young children because at that level it allows kids to run around and be as involved as they care to be, and poor play will largely go unnoticed.
I firmly believe that the Pilgrims came to America to escape the ennui of soccer, and we proceeded to invent our own sports: baseball, basketball and football.
The great philosopher Archie Bunker said that any sport where you don’t use your hands is un-American. I say, “Amen!”
Perhaps some day soccer will be as popular as football. When that happens, I will revert to watching paint-drying contests on ESPN.
GEORGE W. LEWIS
Cayce
6/14/06
Soccer in the U.S.: A history of apathy
http://www.thestate.com/mld/thestate/sports/14812359.htm Norman "Couch Slouch" Chad