The Brazilian Wandering Spider is a not too distant cousin of the Trapdoor Spider, and in addition to normal flesh it enjoys the kind of bananas popular with the soccer crowd. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/ar...in_page_id=1770
Ahhh...now see, I, being the degenerate that I am, was going to go down the silicone road, BUT, since anyone of any age could be reading this, I didn't.