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Coach Young #94366 02/12/08 01:44 PM
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We have frogs in our house... they attack at night. YES!!! PAGE 11

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Coach J #94367 02/12/08 02:13 PM
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hearst,
What if the carotid or jugular is cut, exposed and sorta hanging out on the pitch, what might be the good doctor's reaction, if at that same moment of the stated injury he was distracted by this senseless banter on the message board?
What would be his choice? 1) Grab his laptop, and type a reply to yet another senseless comment or 2) Stuff the carotid or jugular back in the body and give the kid a pat on the back, and tell him he could go back in at the next stoppage.

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What is the significance of reaching 11 pages?

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none.....just another page to post on.

Coach J #94369 02/12/08 03:57 PM
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Gotta at least make a dozen.


I've got good news and bad news...
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Stuff the carotid or jugular back in the body and give the kid a pat on the back, and tell him he could go back in at the next stoppage.






In the words of a coach from my high school days...

(kid laid out on the field, rolling around in pain)
"Son, are ya hurt, or are ya injured?"

"I'm hurt, Coach."

"Well then, ya ain't injured...get up!"


I've got good news and bad news...
Coach Chass #94371 02/12/08 04:03 PM
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Anyone up for an early morning shot before lunch?

Coach Chass #94372 02/12/08 04:39 PM
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Quote:

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Stuff the carotid or jugular back in the body and give the kid a pat on the back, and tell him he could go back in at the next stoppage.






In the words of a coach from my high school days...

(kid laid out on the field, rolling around in pain)
"Son, are ya hurt, or are ya injured?"

"I'm hurt, Coach."

"Well then, ya ain't injured...get up!"




I'm going to use that one. I wonder how it will work on girls...

Coach Young #94373 02/12/08 04:45 PM
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Just switch "Son" to "Girl".

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I suspect not very well

Coach J #94375 02/12/08 04:47 PM
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And don't let a soccer mom hear ya.

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