I fear my formidable soccer analytical skills will be used to further the Mort Fill advantage vs. Fation Snord.
Therefore, I shall refrain from any further development of the match. However let me say this: Of the nine symphonies I wrote, last nights game would be more in the nature of symphony no. 7, Go get a copy of it and it will all become clear! It really is worth it. If in a rush, go directly to the 4th mvmt.