Qualifications are simple for an assistant to this assistant...
1. Have fun.
2. Be able to laugh at yourself.
3. Don't be afraid to laugh at ME. Believe me, I'll give you the chance.
4. Help me and ROH carry the portable goals and the cooler.
5. Take the "Whose Line Is It..." approach: The points don't matter.
6. Be adept at dealing with sand in multiple inconvenient locations.
7. Have flexible hours and work for snacks and drinks.
8. Be able to deal with a thousand questions from young players who think that learning to play soccer is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to practice.
Any questions?
