Picture his face when he first read that post! I like to use a high pitched nasal voice for added effect. You know the pharmacist from Family guy? Red haired, got a nerd for a son that likes Meg? That one will work.
"Oh gawd Dale! He doesn't know there are some really, really good North Carolina teams out there that (angry stutter)...c-c-c-could really give SC teams some l-l-l-lumps!"
