As in, George Frederick Will, the Pulitzer Prize-winning conservative American newspaper columnist, journalist, and author, who was born in Champaign, Illinois, and eventually graduated from University Laboratory High School of Urbana, Illinois, and attended Trinity College, in Hartford, Connecticut, and is the son of Frederick L. Will and Louise Hendrickson Will, his father being a respected professor of philosophy, specializing in epistemology, at the University of Illinois? Well, sorta...