It is Official.

The names:
wakaflockamyers
GUCCI MANE
SmallSODAMAN

are all priestly wizards of Cardinal Newman who have been payed by ZEUS himself to spend countless hours blogging on a forum in order to pick up ladies at Cardinal Newman High School. I congratulate you on your unprecedented rhetoric, your eccentric logic, and unfailing arguments. Your abilities to surpass your peers with phrases such as, "Get yo weight up you weak azzz bich," "Holy Crap....803ball, you be idiot," and "Word play's nothing playa" are talents truly intangible to mortals. So lads, continue on with your mysterious personas! Be somedbody you are not! The substance to your statements will forever prevail!

To conclude this post I would like to reveal perhaps the most brilliant comment in scsoccer history:

"Achmed never seen them give the state trophy to the team that played better...unless of course they win."

So smart, so serious, so beautiful. Your perpetually comical comments always just dominate your contemporary bloggers. So to you three, today is your day! Be fruitful and multiply!

Last edited by brosefus; 04/27/10 03:27 PM.