Antoine Parris can slam a revolving door.
Antoine Parris has never had a heart attack because his heart would never dare attack Antoine Parris.
Antoine Parris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.
Antoine Parris never wet his bed when he was a child. His bed wet itself out of fear.
Antoine Parris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of light except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
