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Antoine Parris can slam a revolving door.

Antoine Parris has never had a heart attack because his heart would never dare attack Antoine Parris.

Antoine Parris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as giraffes.

Antoine Parris never wet his bed when he was a child. His bed wet itself out of fear.

Antoine Parris invented black. In fact he invented the entire spectrum of light except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.



Landon's watching you coach!

And Antoine would destroy any bearcat player so thats laughable you want to make comments. P.S. your BC jokes aren't funny!

Enjoy your day at BC coaches(you too Ron Burgundy), have a good practice youre going to need it.

I am American Soccer so just be like me, LANDON DONOVAN!