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Joined: Feb 2009
Posts: 357
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Joined: Feb 2009
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A little a tune comes to mind for Landon...
I work down at the Pizza Pit And I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm 5 foot 3 and overweight I'm a scifi fanatic A mild asthmatic And I've never been to second base But there's whole ‘nother me That you need to see Go checkout MySpace
'Cause online I'm out in Hollywood I'm 6 foot 5 and I look [censored] good I drive a Maserati I'm a black-belt in karate And I love a good glass of wine It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online So much cooler online
When I get home I kiss my mom And she fixes me a snack And I head down to my basement bedroom And fire up my mac In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A Is when I got the chance with the marching band To play tuba in the Rose Parade
Online I live in Malibu I pose for Calvin Klein, I've been in GQ I'm single and I'm rich And I've got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind It turns girls on that I’m mysterious I tell them I don't want nothing serious 'Cause even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online
When you got my kind of stats It’s hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Every time I login
Online I’m out in Hollywood I’m 6 foot 5 and I look [censored] good Even on a slow day I could have a three way Chat with two women at one time I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online I’m so much cooler online Yeah, I’m cooler online
Yeah, I’m cooler online
Now if I were a songwriter my verse would go a little like this...
I pretend I am Phil Savitz I wear capris like Dom Wren
But I never played high school soccer Im just here to try to get the eagles a win
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ
ENJOY!!!
i have been to los angeles, malibu and hollywood and people out there would rather shoot themselve than listening to kenny chesney.
californianos are not that cool with cowboys.
Club of the century.
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