Now, with only the use of your tiny brain and not your internet search engine answer these painfully easy and somewhat amusing soccer questions...
1. From what club did Arsenal sign Thierry Henry?
2. How many World Cup medals does Ronaldo have?
3. What is Jeff Agoos's real job?
4. Who was the Manchester United manager before Sir Alex Ferguson?
5. What club did Alex Ferguson manage before he got the United job?
6. Name the current, and most previous three wearers of the prestigious Manchester Utd #7 jersey.
7. What number did "Zizou" wear at Juventus?
8. Who did Roberto Carlos score his amazing 40 yard bending free-kick against in "Le Tournoi"?
9. Why has soccer been called a "communist sport" in some areas of the USA?
10. Who is President George Bush's favourite football (soccer) team?
11. Name Alan Shearer's previous two clubs.
12. Who is the fattest professional footballer currently playing?
13. Who is the ugliest professional footballer currently playing?
14. What is the name of the German goalkeeper famed for committing the "worst tackle ever"?
15. Which Premier League manager famously gave the "I'd love it if we beat them" speech prior to a clash with Manchester Utd?
16. Who'd win in a fight between Manchester United hardman Roy Keane and padded up big-mouth Jeremy Shockey?
17. Who's a bigger girls blouse - David Beckham or Landon Donovan?
18. Who scored the 3,000th Champions League goal?
19. What is the best soccer state in the USA?
And Finally...
20. Who would win a fist-fight between Mia (will work for food) Hamm and Tyler (should biologically be in the WUSA) Twellman?
I will confirm correct answers - don't use your search engines, its only for a laugh in the oh so cold pre-season!!
Have fun
Af
