So, it would go something like this?

Dear Congressman,

I know you have a lot on your plate, but I have a huge grudge with a soccer club that my daughter used to play for. This could all be fixed if you would pass a law regulating high school preseason tournaments and club soccer so that my daughter's high school team will have a better chance of winning said preseason tournament. Furthermore, I would like for you all in Congress to put a cap on all opportunities offered by any soccer club. My daughter used to want all of these opportunities and now she doesn't. Therefore, any such opportunities should not be offered to any other youth player whenever such opportunities should conflict with my daughter's high school team.

Sincerely,
SC Forum Poster

Is that about it?