It's hotter than the girls of the Middleton family in Columbia SC today. I now know why Tarleton showed no quarter for you colonials. He was trying to put you out of your misery.

We have entered our "holy f*** it's hot we need to take a break every 20 minutes" official break. Lucozades for the boys, popsicles for the fans in the stands, mystery drink in a solo cup for myself.


Hot N Ready - 5 Minutes or less.