My Grandmother always used to say "why buy the cow, when you can get the sex for free".


She said that?


All the time, before she became a lesbian on her 60th Birthday, but that's besides the point.


What are you doing? You promised me breakfast.

Breakfast, shmreakfast. Look at the score, for Christ's sake. It's only the second period and I'm up 12 to 2. Breakfasts come and go, Rene, but Hartford, "the Whale," they only beat Vancouver once, maybe twice in a lifetime.