>>I think your schedule is harder, for instance, if you're Clemson ...<<

I don't know if your schedule is harder, but I know that your ability to do mathematics or any other cognitive function is severely compromised if you're from Clemson.

[Couldn't help it -- you set me up! Here are a few more...]

Q: Why don't Clemson grads use 911 in an emergency?
A: Because they can't find "eleven" on the phone dial.

Q: How do you compliment a Clemson fan?
A: Nice tooth.

Q: What's the difference between Clemson fan and a brand new puppy?
A: Eventually the puppy will quit whining.