Hard Head,

I've heard more than one coach pay the ultimate tribute to your daughter:

"She plays like a guy".


Daddy,

Don't you be telling that junk to Little Daddy. You know we think he's a very good player.


Cantona,

Remember, it's not how hard you boot it, or what direction you boot it. What's most important is how HIGH you boot it!


Kids play sports because they find it fun. Eliminate the fun and soon you eliminate the kid.