Did he teach you to change them ALL...the posts, the quotes, and the quotes of the quotes?

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dadgumit ... now I have to go back and change the Scoreboard!
I don't want to sound like I am old or anything....Maybe check and see if Mauldin actually played Nations Ford in girls' soccer last night........Is Matlock on yet????!!
In an effort to ensure accuracy, and keep this ship on the right path, I have checked the Mauldin girls' soccer website and discovered that they never planned to play Nations Ford in girls' soccer last night. It is possible that Nations Ford got into a bus, got lost, ended up in Mauldin, lost 6-2, and then went home. It is also possible that the Nations Ford softball team, lost and confused, wandered onto the pitch at Mauldin and got slaughtered as everyone else does who plays Mauldin. But, I am going to guess that the 6-2 score is probably another sport with a smaller ball and two less people. Ssssssooooooorrrryyyyy! I have demanded $1,000 checks for each soccer all star game from the Greenville Sports TV News (station unnamed) for their poor reporting!
My wife just said: "You know you are getting really old when you start quoting your own quotes."
Then my daughter said, "Dad, you are just wierd."
Then I said, "Hey, did you hear that Mauldin beat Nations Ford in softball last night 6-2" and there was silence.