Interesting analysis; I'm not in a position to debate its accuracy.
Since it seems, though, that it is your contention that it is a license, not common sense, experience, and knowledge of the game that makes someone worth listening to...may we see your credentials as an analyst? Do you hold an A, B, or even C license in club management? I only ask because "parent coaches" aren't only found on the sidelines trying to teach young people to play soccer; sometimes they're trying to coach management policy as well. It stands to reason that if you believe that certification is directly proportion to qualification, then if someone without "proper" credentials can do a fine job of figuring out how a club should be run, then it's possible that someone without a "proper" license could do an equally good job of understanding and teaching the game--and vice versa.
For the record, I completely agree that a successful coach of successful players will be someone who puts the development of the players first and foremost.