Somebody call the airport and get my G6 ready. This may truly get more lopsided here. Where there's a Will, there's a way though and I hear this loud chap for CN's name is Will. He'll need to dust his hat off and press on because his team are LUCKY to only be down 5-0 at half.

As for more halftime musings - Did anybody see that underachieving very average squad from Arsenal give a half hearted effort yesterday? Miserable. Arsene Wenger may want to invest in a Maginot Line strategy in the recent future because his defensive strategy is worse than that bum who thought Belgium could stand alone.


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