Daddy: Justice Potter Stewart, in Jacobellis v. Ohio, 378 U.S. 184 (1964), famously stated that, although he could not precisely define pornography, "I know it when I see it". (Source: Wikipedia)
Looney: "Embellished soccer movements" are fun to watch but often irrelevant to the outcome. I strongly believe we (as a nation) are too hung up on individual tricks and "skills," as opposed to glorious simplicity and making one's teammates better. Think about it: If you assume that each team possesses the ball roughly 50% of the time, and that of YOUR 50%, any single player MIGHT have it 20%, what does this say about the relevance of juggling skills?
I saw a match recently in which Iniesta (in 80 minutes) completed 86 passes (89%) and scored a goal. And yet, it was mostly simple, measured stuff.
Flair? You tell me.
