AK, when you receive your degree in administration and move to Anderson to take over the principalship of my school--all my problems will be solved. Until then, When "The Man" says "no" I stay put until the bell rings.
When you subsequently take a concurrent role as my Athletic Director and grant me absence from a job requirement--all my problems plus one will be solved.
I really enjoyed your post, though. No, seriously, it was great.
