You heard correctly. The Poster's League Championship did indeed take place yesterday May 13th..and lasted well into the early hours of Sunday the 14th.

On this Championship weekend.. the PLC Final was not to be outdone by PK shootouts and clashing 4A titans.

Tonight new standards of competitive posting were set, bowels ruptured, women swooned, men became gods..and just as it began..it ended..the sun will still rise tomorrow..but this time under the reign of a new PLC Champion.

Perennial mudslinger 2004Striker arrived at the match today with his entourage of whiney mutinous AC Flora parents in attack mode. While the voice of reason crawled from behind the counter at Soccer Plus just in time to avoid disqualification.

As the two opponents became the focus of the crowd's attention..the voice of reason thought back to the glory days at Riverside High School. How he and Chet Milton had both scored hat trick heard in the demonation of Irmo. Or that time they played the All God team and thoroughly trounced the opposition. Meanwhile 2004Striker thought back to that time L-E Dude slid on Skylar Reeves Jr. and said "Better stay down, B**CH!" ..or the quiet afternoons before a match at Bolden Stadium when he would comb the field making sure all the hypodermic needles and condoms had been cleared.

But as the whistle blew they both snapped back to the present and fixed their gaze on eachother.

Posting was fast and furious..the match eventually settled into the equivalent of a brawlers slugfest. Hit after hit..these two posters pounded away at eachother until there was seemingly nothing left. But knowing the PLC Cup was on the line kept both posters conscious as their bodies demanded they throw in the towel.

Sometime after 1AM (3+ hours into the match)..an urgent message was received by officials in the press box. Over the loud speakers they announced to the crowd, "We've just received word from the experts at goirmo.com, that and I quote, 'The predicted merger by 2004Striker never actually happen. It has been a figment of our imaginations.'"

Without skipping a beat, the voice of reason went straight for the jugular. He quickly searched ever post ever made by 2004Striker..then spell checked, grammar checked, and converted them all to MLA format.

Due to this..voice of reason The Stroke had now seen in his own words..coupled with all the stress of preparing for this competition..and previously watching the Lowerstate lose..yet again. 2004Striker fell to the ground..and is believed to have had..a stroke (go figure?!).

Your 2006 Poster's League Championship winner is none other than.. the voice of reason.

Congratu-effin-lations..now do us all a favor and go be the Riverside coach..

Thanks to all the volunteers who made this all possible. Without you..I would have done this all by myself.. which.. I did. See you in 2007.