We have billboards up in Greenville that prophesize this message under a grinning, smokey, short-haired greyhound:

Save a Life,
Make a friend forever...

That dog is probably 2 or 3 already and has another 6-10 good years left...unless some sort of injury has previously occured. Wouldn't this be classified as false advertising. I'm thinking of suing just like those who nailed Blockbuster for those misleading "no late fee" ads.